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Monday, May 10, 2010

Marital Conversations

WORKING: I'm so stiff. My neck.
TREVOR: Why are you so stiff?
WORKING: Because of my gift massage on Friday. My body is reverting back to its pre-massage state, only now I feel it. Luckily I have a book. I just have to reach it..... (struggling to pull book off of top shelf with fingertips).
TREVOR: Here, why don't you just let me get it?
WORKING: We're the same height!
TREVOR: Yeah, but I can use my penis for leverage.

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1 comments:

Tyler ~ 7:52 PM

Dammit, Trevor. You're not supposed to spill the secrets of manliness to the wimmenfolk!

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