Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Marital Conversations

TREVOR: (stops the vacuum cleaner) Remember the other day when you asked what I tend to think about, generally?
WORKING: Huh?
TREVOR: Like when I'm just doing stuff around the house, what I'm thinking about?
WORKING: Oh right.
TREVOR: Well just now I was wondering what would happen to the smell if I farted into the vacuum. That's the kind of thing I think about.

* * *

TREVOR: I'm thinking about giving up on talking. I'm not good at it.
WORKING: (frowns)
TREVOR: I'm serious.
WORKING: So... how are we going to communicate?
TREVOR: I'll just shrug.
WORKING: You think a shrug could relay enough information that we could still conduct our marriage?
TREVOR: <<shrug>>

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3 comments:

Blogger Family Compass ~ 10:04 PM

LOL

and FYI, my security word to be able to leave this comment is:

dicalot

is it just because I work with teenagers that I find this funny?  


Blogger Amalia ~ 9:41 AM

No, that's just funny! Dirty, dirty Blogger.  


Blogger Tyler ~ 5:00 PM

Now I'm wondering what would happen in that vacumming scenario. And I actually used to sell vacuums. I guess it would ultimately depend on the suction power and the quality of your vacuum's filter.

If Trevor ever decides to test his hypothesis, he should definitely watch his ass.  


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