Thursday, May 28, 2009
Marital Conversations: Dog Park
WORKING: Oh, there she goes. Got a baggy?
TREVOR: Yup. Why does she have to go so far away? By the time I get there, I lose it.
WORKING: That's why you have to pick a landmark to navigate. Like a tuft of grass.
TREVOR: Be better if there was a tree anywhere in sight in this province....
WORKING: What kind of prairie poop tracker are you that you can't navigate by grass?
TREVOR: Speaking of which, did you see where she went?
WORKING: Oops, I got distracted.
TREVOR: See? I lose it every time.
WORKING: I thought it was over here.
TREVOR: Here it is!
WORKING: That's not it.
TREVOR: It looks pretty fresh...
WORKING: Nope, not hers. That's a kibble poop. High quality kibble, but kibble nonetheless. But you can pick it up since we can't find hers. That way you're even.
TREVOR: Ew, it's cold. Definitely not fresh. Wait, even?
WORKING: Yeah. That's what I do. If I lose a poop, I pick up the next one I see. Good poop karma.
TREVOR: This is gross. But at least I'm ahead in karma points.
WORKING: No, you're just even.
TREVOR: Oh right. Cuz I didn't find hers.
WORKING: Exactly.
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Tyler ~ 4:57 PMPoop karma. I believe you explained the concept in the course of a comment on my blog, but it's good to see it more fully illustrated. ~ 5:50 PM~ 9:13 PMSo to even things out, I should go pick up some kids poop from somewhere??? I think I may just have to accept the bad kharma on that one or I will get arrested:)~ 9:55 PMangdesj... did you lose your kids' poop? Because that's the only reason you'd have any karma to make up for. Man, I am totally curious... -- Working
~ 7:03 AMSee below blog entry from THNTS:Elan Morgan ~ 8:27 AM~ 8:42 AMMom to two boys ~ 5:44 PMI laughed out loud while reading this one... it's exactly the same for us. We also pick up other dog's poo... it all works out somehow:)
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