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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Marital Conversations (Caution, strong language)

Working: "Are you going to be upset when I go into 'transition' and treat you like shit?"
Trevor: "Nope."
Working: "Good."
Trevor: "I'm used to it."

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Sally Elliot: "You need your partner. You want your partner. You love your partner. You are happy to have your partner there with you. And your partner is going to try to give you everything you need."
Working: (whispers) "Luckily, you already have exactly what I'm gonna need."
Trevor: (grins)
Working: "I'm looking at your hands. Not your penis."
Trevor: "Oh."

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Girl 1: "I missed last week."
Girl 2: "You didn't miss much."
Girl 1: "Oh good."
Girl 2: "Oh, except for a relaxation exercise."
Girl 1: "A what?"
Girl 2: "She made us all do this stupid relaxation thing with the lights off and our heads down and breathing. It was so dumb. I totally couldn't do it. I'm like, I don't care about stupid clouds! I didn't even shut my eyes."
Working: "Holy hell. I feel like I'm back in high school."
Trevor: "Huh?"
Working: "Epidural! Stat! Never mind the spine, dammit, just pump it straight into my skull!"

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2 comments:

Family Compass ~ 8:54 AM

I have a couple prenatal relaxation cds that are pretty good if you would like to borrow them. Catty teenage girls not included.

Amalia ~ 12:30 PM

A friend of mine lent me one from Hypno Birthing. Is it the same thing?

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