Thursday, April 26, 2007
Marital iChat
WORKING: The cat bed had slid off the table and halfway down the couch and boomer was still in it, trying to make it work.
TREVOR: too funny
WORKING: It's raining.
TREVOR: guess i don't have to water the grass
WORKING: I have to the pet store today. Charlie's all out.
I'm going to do the grocery shopping, too.
TREVOR: oh ,ok
WORKING: I want to be ROLFED.
TREVOR: I'll do my best
WORKING: Jeeze, it's really pouring.
I think I might save the big shop for tomorrow morning.
I can't picture schlepping it home in this.
TREVOR: no worries
WORKING: I mean, I really want to be rolfed.
TREVOR: my hands get tired very quickly
WORKING: You gotta be kidding me.
TREVOR: that's ridiculous.
WORKING: (Friend) wrote a blog entry saying that the "cheers" salutation is one of her pet peeves. I’ve been cheers’ing for years. I'm so embarrassed.
TREVOR: i wonder why that would bother her.
it's not annoying
of course, look at what bugs me*
(*”irregardless”, “expresso”, “fancy-schmancy”)
WORKING: Your cousin has asked if we want to sponsor her for the WWF climb.
TREVOR: Oh. kinda hard to say no, huh
WORKING: Can we afford something small, I wonder?
TREVOR: has she asked for a specific amount?
WORKING: no, no. She was aiming for $300, has already raised $700
TREVOR: well, then. we'll take $400 off her hands
WORKING: ha!
WORKING: You leaving soon? Charlie's asking.
TREVOR: you tell that little bitch...
WORKING: She's not a bitch. She can't have puppies.
TREVOR: oh right
WORKING: It's a very sensitive topic with her, you know. We didn’t exactly give her a choice. We just took her bitch parts away.
TREVOR: well smoosh her face and tell her daddy's on his way
WORKING: She thinks you're a moron. Honest, she just said that!
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