Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Tale Of Two Kitties

BOOMER: MY RUG.
KIWI: Shove off.
BOOMER: I WANT IT.
KIWI: Gawd, your voice is so high and squeaky. It seriously hurts my brain.
BOOMER: I KILL YOU!!
KIWI: You are one strange kid. Okay, fine, it's on.


BOOMER: I CRUSH YOU!
KIWI: OW! Get your pointy-assed knees out of my spleen!

BOOMER: (muffled) THTOP CHEWING MY HEAD!
KIWI: (gnawing sounds)

BOOMER: AYEEEEEEAYEEEEEEEAYEEEE!
KIWI: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWRRR!

CHARLIE: My carpet.
BOOMER: Eek! It's a dog!
KIWI: Big deal. I smelled her coming.

CHARLIE: My carpet. My carpet. My carpet.
BOOMER: You know, you shouldn't be tho mean to me, KIWI. I'm juth widdle.
KIWI: Whatever.

BOOMER: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
CHARLIE: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


KIWI: Morons.

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